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The St. Joan’s Catholic Church choir(332) aren’t going to get their own sitcom on NBC. In fact, given their spotty performance this year, I think some cuts may be in order. First off however, rather than show a photo of church — I can’t find one of this particular church — I figured I’d let your imagination run with it. It’s a church, on Christmas, for midnight mass, and people are singing. Pretty easy to follow along no?

This was an interesting year as it sounded like there were more men in the choir, which sort of made for some awkward times. I was also a little drunk, which was a church first for me. You’d think that would have made the choir sound even better though, which suddenly makes me feel bad for everyone else who was there.

I’m not Catholic, yet I’ve gone to midnight mass every year since I was 19. Yes, it started with a girl, but, the one year I didn’t go I woke up Christmas morning sick as a dog. So, consider that lesson learned.