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Oy, oy? Turn off the telly mates, and get ready for the sophomore
efforts from Mike Skinner, aka The Streets. A
follow-up to 2002's Original Pirate Material, A Grand
Don't Come For Free promises more mishaps and wild nights
from the life and times of a Birmingham
delinquent.
In the last year or two, I have run across many Streets fans,
and many who loathe him, but not
many in between. I am in the former,
so I was very excited to get this disc into my hands.
The CD makes a grand entrance with
triumphant horns, and busts into the title track. ?A Grand Don't
Come For Free? isn't really
a song, but more of a story which
is, no surprise, about Mike losing £100
in his apartment. It is sort of unclear
why, but someone may have stolen
it, and I am not quite sure what he was going to do with it, but
I can only imagine. Poor Mike with his bad luck.
The next song
is about women, another favorite subject of Skinner. A soothing
beat and a piano with a catchy chorus makes this song one of the
best on the album. Yet another brief mention about his lost money
is made.
?Not Addicted? is a much more lively song about Mike's gambling
addiction with football. ?This time I know I woulda cashed a lot
/ I woulda held in my hand the whole jackpot? Mike says as he's
a surefire winner. True to Skinner form however, ?But I won't win
now / my chance flopped / Cause I couldn't make it to the damn
shop? All is well, in this case, because his team lost anyway.
There is hope.
The disc continues to sing about topics that middle class bad
boys, Brits and Americans, can easily
relate to. There really isn't any
new ground broken on the album, picking right up where Original
Pirate Material left off; Getting fucked up, watching TV,
and questioning why life is so rough
sometimes are again the themes throughout.
But unlike Original
Pirate Material, A
Grand seems to be more of a soap opera than just bullying
around town with your boys.
?Blinded By The Lights? is another
stand out song. Thereis a female
vocal chorus as Mike documents taking
one too many at the club and cannot
find anyone he knows. We may have all been there (I have anyway).
The very descriptive nature of The Streets' lyrics have always
struck me as very honest and humbling, and I can really picture
myself in his situation. He's just a normal kid who doesn't ride
in the fast cars, count his money, and get with all the fly girls,
and there is no ?bling,? which
is very refreshing in this Jay-Z infested
world we live in.
The first single off the disc is ?Fit But You Know It.? It's easily
the most likeable on the disc, seeing
a very sexy girl, and trying to play
it off as she's coming over to you,
only to go right by ?into
the arms of that fucking white shirted
man.? Sorry again Mike!
As the disc winds down, I found myself hoping for a song like ?Stay
Positive,? the last song on Original Pirate Material.
It's a song about friends and tough
times, and how you have to pick yourself and keep going. And there
it was, ?Dry Your Eyes? is
a bout a girl leaving a guy and he
then realizes that life sucks but you must carry on.
The last song on the disc was the most surprising. After 10 songs
of Mike losing £1000, getting too fucked up, being cheated
on by his girlfriend with one of his own friends, and then left
alone, something wonderful happens.
?Empty Cans? is the finale, when I found myself routing for anything
good to happen to this poor guy. When his friend finally decides
to be a nice guy and help him fix his TV it makes everything better,
in more ways than one. It's rare that a hip-hop artist can tell
a coherent story through 11 songs but Mike has done it wonderfully.
Its not worth a Grammy vote, but A Grand Don't Come For Free is
a fine follow-up to Original Pirate Material, and anyone
that enjoyed that disc will eat this
up. 11 songs with entertaining lyrics,
a variety of head bobbing beats,
and that frisky attitude of one punk Brit kid who doesn't give
a fuck, but really does.