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his is one of the greatest albums you will never hear, unless
of course my frenzied hosannas over
the next few paragraphs can persuade
a few beneficent souls to gamble
some of their hard-earned cash. Heck,
forget cash, this album is worth
racking up a little credit card debt
for! So who the hell is Cathal
Coughlan?
Well, by way of background, one of
the first things you see when you
visit his website is the following
wry statement: ?Please remember
that downloading mp3 files damages
the music industry ? so do it
early, often and cheerfully...? Hmmm, ?bitterness', I hear you
wonder? Definitely.
Coughlan has been making music ever
since the 1980s when he fronted Microdisney,
who blended Coughlan's acerbic lyrics
with guitarist Sean O'Hagan's bouncy
pop melodies. Despite being signed
to Virgin, nobody, or at least not
enough people listened and in 1988
the band imploded. O'Hagan went on
to form The
High Llamas , while
Coughlan formed The Fatima Mansions, which provided
a more appropriate musical outlet
for his righteous rage. More critical
acclaim followed, with highlights
including the blistering ?Blues
for Ceaucescu' single, a support
slot for U2 in
1992 which culminated in a near riot
in Milan, after Coughlan simulated
sodomizing himself with a statue
of the Virgin Mary, and even found
themselves at Number 1 in the U.K
charts with a terrifying (and frankly
awful, although whether more awful
than the original is open to question),
musical decomposition of Bryan
Adams ?Everything
I Do (I Do it For You)', which shared
double A-sided status with The
Manic Street Preachers' version of the theme from MASH.
But, yes, you guessed it, all this
was met with continued indifference
by the record buying public and in
1996 The Fatima Mansions went
the way of the dodo. Two solo albums, Grand Necropolitan in
1996 and Black River Falls
in 2000 bring us to
2003, and The Sky's Awful Blue,
released by Coughlan on his own Beneath
Music label in Europe and in the
U.S. by the tiny Stop, Pop, and Roll
label.
It's fitting that for
someone who exists at the very periphery
of the music industry, that his songs
should be populated with those who
live on the periphery of society:
tramps, murderers, prostitutes, thieves,
junkies, convicts, and the rogue
republic of Viagrastan. Stylistically, The
Sky's Awful Blue mirrors
Coughlan's previous solo efforts,
presenting a bare acoustic/classical
approach, with cellos, clarinets,
flutes, and Coughlan's self-described ?piano
mistreatments? all lending further intimacy to his portraits of
tortured souls and empty lives.
The
album opens with the solemn lament
of ?And Springtime Followed
Summer', which aches of weariness,
mistakes made ?the churchmen
are saying it wasn't their fault
/ and they'll fix the whole thing
if they're asked,? and chances
lost, culminating in a late night
encounter with a prostitute. ?She
went with men for money / I begged
her to hold my hand / We sauntered
down the main street / as the birds
flew forth and sang / We went to
the four-star hotel / the 22 nd floor
/ The light was dim but merry / as she set to work I roared / I
wept with indignation for the life I'd almost had / ?Never
mind?, she said to me / ?There's
still time left, maybe it won't be
so bad.?
In an album full of emotional ups
and downs, mainly downs, ?You
Turned Me' is clearly the high (or
low) point. It also underscores Coughlan's
abilities as a songwriter, with the
bare minimum of words conveying maximum
emotional impact. ?And
the looks became words / and the
words became flesh / and the heat
of summer came screaming out of me
and you / and all our aimlessness
/ and treachery too / You turned me / drew back every blind / shedding
scalding light into corners that I didn't know / concerned me.? All
set against a soothing background
of hushed strings and a lonely, mournful
clarinet with Coughlan's mellow baritone
fitting the mood like a glove.
On ?Amused as Hell,'
Coughlan returns to the type of social
commentary that characterized much
of his work with The
Fatima Mansions.
A jaunty and poppy track, it's a
little out of place compared to the
rest of the album, but whatever sheen
there is on the music can't hide
the biting lyrics. ?Now
there's a purchase to smooth every
frown / trucks packed with catalogs
yawn into town / Billboards and flatscreens
announce all is well / the peak of
our history, united, assured / amused as hell.? The
CD also contains a video for ?Amused as Hell', in which Coughlan
solemnly, but hilariously, ridicules
our 24-hour news culture and obsession
with news ?personalities.?
I
could go on and on, but am already
pushing my luck with my editor. Other
highlights include, ?Denial
of the Right to Dream', possibly
a contrarian view of Irelands Celtic Tiger economy in recent years, ?A
Drunken Hangman', and the apparent
optimism of ?Goodbye Sadness'
that's quickly dispelled with lines
like ?He spoke of the need
for more layoffs / as his golf pals
suggested he do / Technology stuff
would mop the lives up / computer
graphics and digital bluff.?
You
might be surprised to hear that the
album isn't perfect, but its damn close. ?Pawnshop Riches' engages
in a little too much deconstructionist doodling, and on
Coughlan's musical arrangement of
Robert Burns ?Now Westlin Winds',
he comes across sounding a little
like Jim Kerr of Simple
Minds did at the
beginning of ?Belfast Child', and that, as they say, is NOT a good
thing.
Simply put, Cathal Coughlan
is one of Ireland 's finest living treasures. Talent like this
deserves to be heard. Buy it???