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s we mentioned last week, The Shortlist Finalists have been announced.
While mostly predictable, there were
a few surprises. For those of you who have no idea what the Shortlist
is, here are the basic details: An
album must have been released in
the US between July 1 and June 30
and it could not have sold 500,000
copies by the date of its nomination.
A panel of "experts" nominate their choices, and that becomes the
Longlist of nominees. It is then shrunken
to ten.
Those are the basics.
I thought I'd take
this chance to handicap the odds
of each CD, and let you know who
should be winning, and maybe who
was left out.
The finalists in no particular order:
Dizzee Rascal -
Boy in Da Corner
Boy in Da Corner won the British
Mercury Prize last year -- The very
award the Shortlist is somewhat modeled
after.
This immediately makes him a front-runner. But at the same time, the Shortlist
folks don't wanna look like a bunch
of followers. And for the majority
of US listeners, Dizzee isn't singing
in English, which makes it a tough
sell. Yet, British hip-hop is mesmerizing;
much like a car crash.
Odds: 5-1
Wilco - A Ghost is Born
Nah, I just don't see it. The buzz
on this album quickly went away.
Perhaps that is because half
of the world downloaded the album
long before it was officially
released. The bottom line is
it's not as good as Yankee
Foxtrot Hotel, which might have had a
chance this year. In other words,
no way.
Odds: 20-1
Nellie McKay - Get Away From
Me
I think Nellie should be disqualified.
Apparently her father has been
interviewed by numerous media
outlets and has gone on record
as saying Nellie has lied about
a good bit of the details in
her life, including her age.
So maybe 19(her claim)to 22(her
real age) isn't much, but it
still makes me wonder what else
she has lied about. For example,
do we know this is even her voice?
I smell some sort of Milli
Vanilli conspiracy here. Cheaters never
win.
Odds: 50-1
Ghostface Killah - The Pretty
Toney Album
The Shortlist folks aren't big
on 'keeping it real.' This is
the first true US hip-hop album
to be among the finalists since
2001, the first year of the Shortlist.
I wonder if Ghostface even knows
he was nominated? Pretty Toney
is a solid album, but it would
take a major turn by the powers
that be in order for Ghostface
to win. Plus, he just doesn't
have the indie hip-hop charm
Dizzee or Ms.
Dynamite had (both
Mercury prize winners).
Odds: 10-1
The Killers - Hot Fuss
There are way too many lurkers
buying this CD. In other words,
too many people who have heard
one song and think they'll love
the album. There are some other
good songs here, but it is not
as solid throughout. These guys
are riding the wave, and that's
great for them. KISS stations
across the country are starting
to play "Somebody Told Me." Remember
when the Goo
Goo Dolls used to
be cool?
Odds: 15-1
Loretta
Lynn - Van Lear Rose
This has got winner written all
over it. It's this years comeback
album, and it has got all the
ingredients: an indie producer
with serious cred (Jack White),
an artist with a checkered and
storied career (Lynn), no real
singles to hook the casual fans
and did we mention, Jack White?
This is the test to see if everything
this guy touches turns to gold
or if this was too much of a
stretch. Critics seem to love
it -- not this one -- but have
the hipsters caught on? Still,
Loretta is a favorite
Odds: 3-1
Air - Talkie Walkie
The Shortlist loves their electronica.
This is another case of it not
even being the bands best work.
I mean, it's a decent enough
album, but top ten? A questionable
inclusion at best. I was listening
to this CD while vacationing
in Chicago this weekend. It was
kinda putting me to sleep. Or
maybe I didn't even realize it
was on. Either way, the Frenchies
have no chance.
Odds: 20-1
The Streets - A Grand Don't Come
For Free
Mike Skinner ia a loveable guy
when he isn't overdoing the "I'm
just like your mate" routine.
I once read an article about
his weekend in Miami for the
Ultra Music Festival. I don't
think he slept, he did enough
ecstasy to take out a small college
dorm, and vomitted all over the
place, if i remember correctly.
Come to think of it, I have
a friend who did just that when
we were last down there. I love
Miami!
Odds: 8-1
Franz Ferdinand - Franz Ferdinand
I often wonder if these guys
knew they'd be such a success
with this album, if they would
have had a different title for
it? The only S/T on the list
is also the odds on favorites.
Franz won this year's Mercury
Prize, to no one's surprise.
And it would be a bit of an upset
if they didn't take the Shortlist
too. Nearly every song on the
album is good enough to be a
single. XM Radio, one of the
Shortlist sponsors, literally
plays them all. This is a very
telling fact. I'm not saying
I want them to win, but i think
they probably should, and likely
will.
Odds: 2-3
TV on the Radio - Desperate Youth,
Bloodthirsty Babes
I think if the world worked perfectly,
these fellas from NYC would walk
away with the Shorty. (You
heard me, the Shorty) But
the world doesn't work that way.
This is truely a groundbreaking
album that has gone way too unnoticed.
Yeah, most of you reading this
probably have it, but not enough
of your friends do. I think
just being nominated will do
wonders for these guys. Still,
they have a shot, depending on
the way the wind is blowing.
Odds: 4-1
So, there you have it. A full
out dog fight between the coal-miner's
daughter, and the Austrian Archdukes.
With the possility that just
maybe a longshot horse can sneek
in.
Check out all the other details
on the Shortlist
here.
-e 9/27/04
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