A
Surprisingly Clean shame
"
If
you've recently received a head injury
and experienced a carnal lust you
cannot control, this is the soundtrack for you."
-
John Waters, from the
A Dirty Shame: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack liner
notes.
John Waters' A Dirty Shame is a return to gloriously
sleazy form from the purveyor of
bad taste whose post- Hairspray period
seemed to soften his notoriously
raunchy touch. The soundtrack,
however, continues in the vein of songs from Cry-Baby and Hairspray by
relying on the same period in musical
history, albeit to very different
ends. If the Hairspray soundtrack
was playing in the dance halls
of yesteryear, the Dirty Shame soundtrack
was playing in the strip clubs.
What's curious, and all the more
effective, about this musical choice is its anachronistic nature.
The film takes place in the here
and now, but the soundtrack, for the most part, is stuck in the
Fifties and Sixties. So for a film explicitly depicting every
modern fetish (and then some), there's no sexually explicit gangsta
rap or heavy metal to fall back on. It's all in the innuendo,
which is much more fun.
The innuendos, mind you, are not
always so subtle. Sometimes they
don't even qualify for the term
"veiled." Take the Connie
Vannett charmer "The
Pussy Cat Song." You probably already
know where this is going, but just
to clarify: " My pussycat was sittin'
out on the front step/It started
to rain and my pussy got wet/Wet
pussy" You can imagine what else
happens to that cat. And a guy
selling snacks becomes "Tony's
Got Hot Nuts," by Faye
Richmonde .
"My nuts/They are sweet/All the little
girls/Like to eat." Just for added
quirk, that's a woman singing.
The
placement of the songs adds to
their impact. "The Pussy Cat Song"
plays shortly after the main character,
Sylvia (Tracey Ullman) has received
her life-changing concussion and,
if you take the metaphor, describes
her frame of mind. She spies some
lesbians coming out of a convenience
store at the same time, just to
complete the image. She works at
the store with her husband Vaughn
(Chris Isaak who, strangely, contributes
no songs to the soundtrack), whom
she tries to entice into having
"funch," which she describes as
"fucking after lunch." She tries
to make good on this in a car with him while the aforementioned
"Hot Nuts" plays on the radio.
Other songs serve to narrate
her sexual quest. Slim Harpo 's "Baby Scratch
My Back," a harmonica-driven groove,
plays under her introduction to a
cult of sex addicts in a garage.
The instrumental surfer groove of Jody Reynolds "Black
Tarantula," which would feel right
at home on the Pulp Fiction soundtrack,
plays as Sylvia goes from yard to
yard, stealing clothes to slut herself
up for her trip to said sex garage.
Eager Beaver Baby," a number from Elvis sound-a-like Johnny
Burnette ,
finds our heroine out on the prowl,
basically offering herself to whomever
she runs into.
Some
songs are able to convey the films'
sexuality without lyrics, suggestive
or otherwise. In addition to the
aforementioned "Tarantula," there's Screamin'
Jay Hawkins' "Moanin',ิ๘ิ๘ิ๘"which is just that ิ๘ิ๘ิ๘ Jay moaning
as if in incredible pain over a bluesy
strut. There are a few lyrics, but
they are of no consequence. His incoherent
babbling says it all and nicely underscores
chief addict Ray-Ray's (Johnny Knoxville)
sexual longing. "Hump-A-Baby," by Little
Richie Ray ,
sounds like an early Elvis number
minus the consonants. It effectively
echoes the lewd urges driving what
amounts to a sexual riot at the,
um, climax of the film.
Another
interesting aspect of this soundtrack
is the way Waters uses certain songs
as theme tracks for particular characters.
This is a tried and true method of
signifying personas via a classical score, but not nearly as often
a route chosen for films with songs not written for the movie.
In fact, Sylvia's theme (titled "Sylvia," natch) was originally
written for the campy 1965 melodrama Sylvia .
Here the placid, choral strains of
the song, courtesy of the David
Raksin Orchestra , play over the opening credits which
introduce us to the seemingly normal
suburb of Hartford Road . It also
plays whenever Sylvia receives a
concussion. Which is often.
Billy
Lee Riley 's "Red Hot," serves as the theme song for Sylvia's
sex-addict daughter, Ursula. Her
fetish is exhibitionism, so she strips
to this fast-paced proto-rockabilly
number under the pseudonym "Ursula
Udders," a reference to her mammoth
mammaries (quite literally the size
of watermelons). Ray-Ray, the Christ-like
(if Jesus were a sex-addict) leader
of the film's cult of concussion
converts is introduced to the lowdown
swagger of Don
Gardner and Dee
Dee Ford 's "I Need Your Lovin'," but his theme (and mantra)
is the sax-inflected "Let's Go Sexin"
by James Intveld who,
it's worth noting, provided the voice
for Johnny Depp's crooning in Waters' Cry-Baby .
The
"bears" of the movie (think big,
hairy gay men) have their own theme,
the ิ๘ิ๘ิ๘Achy Breaky Heartิ๘ิ๘ิ๘ parody "Itchy
Twitchy Spot," by Run
C&W .
It would be a more fun song if it
didn't have to so closely mimic the
annoying melody of the song it parodies.
On the other end of the spectrum
are the "Neuters," the uptight folks
in the community who want to run
the sex addicts out of town. Their
theme song is, among others, "Open
Up Your Heart (And Let the Sunshine
In)" as performed by The
Cowboy Church Sunday School .
Probably not the most creative choice,
but it gets the point across and
makes for a nice non-sequitor on
the album.
One film
track sadly missing from the album
is the Fred Campbell number
"The I-95 Asshole Song," which is
hilarious but perhaps anachronistic
(for the soundtrack) as it was recorded
in the 80's.
The
soundtrack and the film end with,
naturally, "The End," by Earl
Grant . A choral, string-inflected number in the same
vein as ิ๘ิ๘ิ๘Sylvia,ิ๘ิ๘ิ๘ but with more of
a Nat King Cole vibe,
it acts as a restrained counterpoint
to the film's graphic final frame,
which can only be described as the
ultimate money shot.
Taken
as a whole, the soundtrack seems
like a cross between an underground American
Graffitti score and an especially randy edition of the Dr.
Demento show. It actually holds together
better than the movie, serving as a sampler of very-old-school
rock you'd probably never hear otherwise.
- 10.19.04
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